my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad
"Don’t you dare touch me!"
Yes white lady, those words are totally gonna prevent you from getting hit the face. lmfao
Relevant to that white girl that got dragged today
When the shoes come off thats when you know
Fifty Shades of Grey - Official Trailer
OMGGGGGG, I Can’t WAIT!!!!!